Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Ladies don't puke and tell
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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