I want to make a zoo with you.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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