Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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