i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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