Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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