: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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