Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
It's just like the Real World with babies
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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