Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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