woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
