"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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