mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Randomize
