So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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