Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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