we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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