so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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