How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Dicks are not precious.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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