Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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