so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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