At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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