Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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