I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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