People in love make me want to vomit
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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