Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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