if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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