I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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