Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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