she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Green mimosas i think yes
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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