Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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