I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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