I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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