I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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