He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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