If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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