You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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