meet me or not, i'm out of control
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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