I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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