god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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