please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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