I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
