? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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