are you still at the devil's house?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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