i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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