Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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