So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
i think my cat just said my name.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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