no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
