I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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