i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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