He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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