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I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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