Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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