I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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