The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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