yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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