I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
