Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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