I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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