i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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