"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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