next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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