Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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