Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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